Trug a fish and a cool looking cast.

Once there was this kid named Trug who clapped his hands so much that his radius cracked.
So, he eventually went to the doctor and got a cool looking cast.
His friend at school was really really jealous of the cool looking cast.
So his friend ripped the cast off his arm and put it on his own arm.
Trug got so mad that he spazzed out and started clapping his hands again.
This time he shattered his ulna in nine places.
So, he eventually went to the doctor and got a cool looking cast.
Trug's friend became insanely jealous again, and ripped off the cast again.
Trug was so angry at his friend for stealing his casts, that he went to his friends house in the middle of the night and stole his friends bed.
His friends mom thought he deserved it and made him sleep on the floor for ten years.
After high school graduation, Trug's friend had the strongest back in the world.
Sixty years later, Trug and his friend were best friends again.
One day they went fishing together. While on the drift boat, Trug's friend pushed him out
of the boat into the water.
Apparently his friend never got over the jealousy of the cool looking casts.
Anyway, Trug is dead and his friend is still fishing.

JK - Axe - Dynex

Just kidding about the whole "That joke isn't funny" thing... kind of.


Anyway,
Wanna do something fun? Send an email to axevandalay@gmail.com.
Or, send an email to dynexdexter@gmail.com.
Ask it anything, and it will answer with extreme wisdom.
Axe and Dynex have a litte bit different views on things but, it's still
something to do if you're REALLY bored and REALLY want to kill
some time and if you just want to get an email or something.
Peace until next time,
Nephi

Dear Stupid Joke,...

I would like to nominate the following style of "joke" to be retired from humor. I submit that it is no longer funny, and hasn't been funny for a long time. It is quickly becoming over used. It is the "Letters to things that can't talk back" joke.

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Examples:

Dear Chemistry Class,

I hate you. I thought you were fun at first, but then you pulled a 180 and

convinced the teacher to fail me.

Sincerely, Me

Dear Rain,

I don't know if you know this or not, but it's May. You were scheduled for

last month and last month only.

Thanks, Me

Dear Homework,

I would rather be doing something else.

Love, Me

Dear Sunshine,

Where did you go? It's been so long since we have seen each other.

Love, Me

Dear Bank Account,

I thought we were better friends than this...

Your Enemy, Me

Dear Belly,

Remember when we got along?

Fondest regards, Me

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I could go on for another 9 hours with these "jokes". You can look at your news feed on Facebook at any time and you have a 99% chance at seeing one of these "jokes".

Well, I feel better now that I got that off my chest. It's been festering in my anger chamber for a while. Feel free to think those "jokes" are still funny, but don't expect me to join you.

Have a good day Peeps.