Wednesday, December 30, 2009

20Nephi10

Dear all 12 followers of this blog, and anyone else who happens to read it.
I hope you all have had an amazing year of 2009. I had some good times. I went to college and learned a bunch of cool stuff. I went to California three times and had fun on each of those three times. I had a friend from Germany come and stay with me for a month, and we had many good times in Vegas, Henderson, Salt Lake, Ririe, Idaho Falls, Bone, Arco... and many more. My Christmas was really good also. Many other times past, but my fingers won't bear the typing for all of them.
Now, for 2010, I would like to give some advice. If you don't want my advice, then shut your face and get off of my blog you ungrateful peice of work.


1. Don't start your New Year Resolution on New Year's Day. It will depress and degrade you and you will drop all goals and live the year goal-less. Try starting on the 2nd of January instead.
2. If you're thinking about giving money to charity...make sure you know what you're doing. They don't give anything back to you.
3. Go to the bank and get yourself a nice shiny brand new 100 dollar bill. Then mail it to Nephi Guymon.
4. This is the beginning of a new decade. So sit back, and think about what you have done in this last decade. After you have realized that you didn't really do anything, cry yourself to sleep, wake up to a better day, and set some goals to make this next decade better than this last one.
5. Read a book for every 20 hours of t.v. you watch.
6. Whether you are a fan of President Obama or not, do your best to support him in the ways that you can.
7. Floss your teeth everyday. I found out the hard way that it's possible to get a cavity inbetween each and every freaking tooth in your freaking mouth. Please learn from my mistake.
8. Save a penny everyday, and next New Year's Eve, buy yourself a nice, big, shiny, peice of candy.
9. If you can tell me something good about every person you know, I'll give you 50 cents.
10. Read The Book of Mormon. You don't HAVE to, remember this is just my ADVICE. But hey, if you DO read it, then tell me, and I'll give you a little 20 question test. And I'll give you a dollar for every answer you get right. You have to start at the beginning of the year, and you have to finish by the end of 2010. No cheating. Let me know. Let me know if you have any questions as well.


Well, thanks for reading, if you actually did read it. If you skipped all of those, and skipped to this part, then something is seriously wrong with you. Why would you choose here to start reading? Perhaps the only reason is something is really wrong with your brains.
Thanks everyone who is my friend/aquaintence/coworker/anyone I know. U all B so Koo.
Ketch yew lay der.