Dear Stupid Joke,...

I would like to nominate the following style of "joke" to be retired from humor. I submit that it is no longer funny, and hasn't been funny for a long time. It is quickly becoming over used. It is the "Letters to things that can't talk back" joke.

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Examples:

Dear Chemistry Class,

I hate you. I thought you were fun at first, but then you pulled a 180 and

convinced the teacher to fail me.

Sincerely, Me

Dear Rain,

I don't know if you know this or not, but it's May. You were scheduled for

last month and last month only.

Thanks, Me

Dear Homework,

I would rather be doing something else.

Love, Me

Dear Sunshine,

Where did you go? It's been so long since we have seen each other.

Love, Me

Dear Bank Account,

I thought we were better friends than this...

Your Enemy, Me

Dear Belly,

Remember when we got along?

Fondest regards, Me

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I could go on for another 9 hours with these "jokes". You can look at your news feed on Facebook at any time and you have a 99% chance at seeing one of these "jokes".

Well, I feel better now that I got that off my chest. It's been festering in my anger chamber for a while. Feel free to think those "jokes" are still funny, but don't expect me to join you.

Have a good day Peeps.