Trug a fish and a cool looking cast.

Once there was this kid named Trug who clapped his hands so much that his radius cracked.
So, he eventually went to the doctor and got a cool looking cast.
His friend at school was really really jealous of the cool looking cast.
So his friend ripped the cast off his arm and put it on his own arm.
Trug got so mad that he spazzed out and started clapping his hands again.
This time he shattered his ulna in nine places.
So, he eventually went to the doctor and got a cool looking cast.
Trug's friend became insanely jealous again, and ripped off the cast again.
Trug was so angry at his friend for stealing his casts, that he went to his friends house in the middle of the night and stole his friends bed.
His friends mom thought he deserved it and made him sleep on the floor for ten years.
After high school graduation, Trug's friend had the strongest back in the world.
Sixty years later, Trug and his friend were best friends again.
One day they went fishing together. While on the drift boat, Trug's friend pushed him out
of the boat into the water.
Apparently his friend never got over the jealousy of the cool looking casts.
Anyway, Trug is dead and his friend is still fishing.