So, about every other night while I sleep, I have a crazy dream. I decided to share one. This one happened years ago, but I feel like sharing it anyway. Here you go.
As my body was flipping and flopping through the air, I saw nothing but pure white. A strong wind was blowing in my face making it hard for me to keep my eyes open. Then...everything stopped, and went silent, and I found myself standing at the door of a convenience store.
I went inside to buy a pack of oreos, because that was the only thing that made sense to me at the time. I payed the cashier and stepped outside. It must have been rush hour because there were a lot of cars driving on the road and a lot of people walking around.
I opened up the package and brought one of the Oreo's to my mouth. I was watching a man walk into the convenience store next to me when I bit the Oreo. At the very same moment that I took a bite out of the Oreo, the man walking next to me turned into a door frame.......?!
I went inside to buy a pack of oreos, because that was the only thing that made sense to me at the time. I payed the cashier and stepped outside. It must have been rush hour because there were a lot of cars driving on the road and a lot of people walking around.
I opened up the package and brought one of the Oreo's to my mouth. I was watching a man walk into the convenience store next to me when I bit the Oreo. At the very same moment that I took a bite out of the Oreo, the man walking next to me turned into a door frame.......?!
I was really confused, and took another bite of the Oreo to see if the man would turn back into normal, but he didn't. Instead, another man walking near me turned into an odd looking animal. 
This was the moment I realized that my pack of Oreo's had an unstoppable power to ruin peoples' lives. I took it upon myself to effect as many people as I possibly could. Cars driving past me had no chance of staying on four wheels. I was having such a good time tormenting the entire city, that it took me a few minutes to realize that a SWAT team was after me. Bullets rained upon me from their useless weapons only to make me laugh. One bite, of one more cookie, would solve any problem that came my way. Soon however, I ran out of Oreo's. I began to panic, not knowing what to do without my great powers. So, I started towards that beautiful convenience store again to buy another pack of Oreo's. I got there fairly quick, and purchased another pack. Stumbling out the door I could hardly wait to start my reign of terror again. I was so excited that I accidentally dropped an Oreo out of the package. I watched it roll along the pavement like a car tire and then stop at the foot of a baby. A little baby was just sitting there all on his own. He picked up the Oreo with his little baby hand, and moved it towards his mouth. My eyes widened when I saw him take a bite out of the Oreo. I was most surprised that such a little guy even had teeth. But anyway, after he took that bite, I started feeling weird. My right and left arms starting turning black, and my stomach began to feel really soft. I was so busy concentrating on my arms and stomach that I didn't realize my body was growing. My body was growing at an incredible rate and there was no stopping it. Eventually, I was a 100 foot tall Oreo cookie.I didn't have a "life flash before your eyes" moment. Instead, I had an "everyone you messed up with an Oreo, has now turned back to normal" moment. And I fell over. Crashing to the ground. Helicopters hovering above me. Police shooting at me. And every single person that I had changed into something else with an Oreo, turned back to normal, and came to my giant Oreo side, and began eating me. It was painful. I felt every bite from them, and I knew I deserved it.
But I woke up before they finished me off, and before the pain got too intense.
Anyway, I thought it was a cool dream.
