JK - Axe - Dynex

Just kidding about the whole "That joke isn't funny" thing... kind of.


Anyway,
Wanna do something fun? Send an email to axevandalay@gmail.com.
Or, send an email to dynexdexter@gmail.com.
Ask it anything, and it will answer with extreme wisdom.
Axe and Dynex have a litte bit different views on things but, it's still
something to do if you're REALLY bored and REALLY want to kill
some time and if you just want to get an email or something.
Peace until next time,
Nephi

Dear Stupid Joke,...

I would like to nominate the following style of "joke" to be retired from humor. I submit that it is no longer funny, and hasn't been funny for a long time. It is quickly becoming over used. It is the "Letters to things that can't talk back" joke.

_____________________________________________________

Examples:

Dear Chemistry Class,

I hate you. I thought you were fun at first, but then you pulled a 180 and

convinced the teacher to fail me.

Sincerely, Me

Dear Rain,

I don't know if you know this or not, but it's May. You were scheduled for

last month and last month only.

Thanks, Me

Dear Homework,

I would rather be doing something else.

Love, Me

Dear Sunshine,

Where did you go? It's been so long since we have seen each other.

Love, Me

Dear Bank Account,

I thought we were better friends than this...

Your Enemy, Me

Dear Belly,

Remember when we got along?

Fondest regards, Me

____________________________________________________

I could go on for another 9 hours with these "jokes". You can look at your news feed on Facebook at any time and you have a 99% chance at seeing one of these "jokes".

Well, I feel better now that I got that off my chest. It's been festering in my anger chamber for a while. Feel free to think those "jokes" are still funny, but don't expect me to join you.

Have a good day Peeps.

Brendan Jones O'Connor and The Madison Moondance

On YouTube, there is a young man named "Brendan Jones O'Connor".
He is absolutely hilarious. Hilarious in a different way.
I honestly can not tell if he is being serious in his videos or if
he is just really a natural screwball. The more I watch,
the more I am convinced that he is a natural screwball.

I recommend watching "Madison Moondance". Just search
that title in the browser at YouTube, and you will get to see
Sir O'Connor dancing in the moonlight to his own beat box
beats. He has serious skill. The only thing more serious than
his skills.... is how serious he is about the skills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwd7LNd-gvk <--------

Not sure if this link will work or not so.... anyway. Go watch him.

Dear whoever

I forgot I had a blog. That would explain why I didn't use it forever. That combined with the fact that I never use it in the first place. Whatever.
Happy St. Patricks day. It's a green day. The sun was shining. Wow, the warm sun.
Well I bought a new toy the other day.
Wanna hear what my thought process is like for the next 2 minutes? ok.
Starting now.

The sound of they keys on the keyboard make me think of high school. I had Mrs. Sargent for a typing teacher. She always played Neil Diamond music. That's where I learned Sweet Caroline. I like that song. I can't remember why but for some reason that song makes me think of a girl riding a horse. I'm pretty sure my grandma loved horses but I can't be too sure. I think horses are cool, but not cool enough to own one. I would however love to own a lot of other things like machine guns and what not. Shawn just walked into my room. I told him I'm blogging. He says "Hey, I'm Nephi.... I'm bloggin...!.." Man. Cookies. Wow, I had quite a bit of cookies today. If I eat less cookies than I currently do, the chances of me losing weight would probably be pretty good. Lots of people think I don't need to lose weight. I think those people are just happy that I'm getting big and they want me to keep growing. There was a missionary in my mission that grew plants in cups on the window seal in his apartment. I Think he grew beans. Oh man, I think I have been typing for longer than two minutes, but I think I have only recorded the first 6 seconds of what happened in my head.

Well there you go blogger followers.
Peace out.
If you want me to keep blogging. Email me or something so that I don't forget about it so easily.

Love,
Nephi

20Nephi10

Dear all 12 followers of this blog, and anyone else who happens to read it.
I hope you all have had an amazing year of 2009. I had some good times. I went to college and learned a bunch of cool stuff. I went to California three times and had fun on each of those three times. I had a friend from Germany come and stay with me for a month, and we had many good times in Vegas, Henderson, Salt Lake, Ririe, Idaho Falls, Bone, Arco... and many more. My Christmas was really good also. Many other times past, but my fingers won't bear the typing for all of them.
Now, for 2010, I would like to give some advice. If you don't want my advice, then shut your face and get off of my blog you ungrateful peice of work.


1. Don't start your New Year Resolution on New Year's Day. It will depress and degrade you and you will drop all goals and live the year goal-less. Try starting on the 2nd of January instead.
2. If you're thinking about giving money to charity...make sure you know what you're doing. They don't give anything back to you.
3. Go to the bank and get yourself a nice shiny brand new 100 dollar bill. Then mail it to Nephi Guymon.
4. This is the beginning of a new decade. So sit back, and think about what you have done in this last decade. After you have realized that you didn't really do anything, cry yourself to sleep, wake up to a better day, and set some goals to make this next decade better than this last one.
5. Read a book for every 20 hours of t.v. you watch.
6. Whether you are a fan of President Obama or not, do your best to support him in the ways that you can.
7. Floss your teeth everyday. I found out the hard way that it's possible to get a cavity inbetween each and every freaking tooth in your freaking mouth. Please learn from my mistake.
8. Save a penny everyday, and next New Year's Eve, buy yourself a nice, big, shiny, peice of candy.
9. If you can tell me something good about every person you know, I'll give you 50 cents.
10. Read The Book of Mormon. You don't HAVE to, remember this is just my ADVICE. But hey, if you DO read it, then tell me, and I'll give you a little 20 question test. And I'll give you a dollar for every answer you get right. You have to start at the beginning of the year, and you have to finish by the end of 2010. No cheating. Let me know. Let me know if you have any questions as well.


Well, thanks for reading, if you actually did read it. If you skipped all of those, and skipped to this part, then something is seriously wrong with you. Why would you choose here to start reading? Perhaps the only reason is something is really wrong with your brains.
Thanks everyone who is my friend/aquaintence/coworker/anyone I know. U all B so Koo.
Ketch yew lay der.

Sittins

I'm looking at a set of headphones on the coffee table in my living room while sitting on the burgundy couch. There also sitting on that table in front of me is a baby doll with a pen next to its head. I would like everyone to know that I am going to Craters of The Moon National Park today. Basically, it's a place with a bunch of black rocks and weeds. And I like black rocks and weeds so it's going to be good. Megan keeps trying to pin my arm down with her head. I just say "Megan, I need my arm" and then she lets it go.
There is a German named Valentin sitting on my banana chair in this room watching some American TV and reading his schulworterbuch ( also knows as a dictionary for you non-deutschers)
I just looked out my window, and what did I see? A fence and my neighbors house, all of which are a tannish color. Bloggy bloggins blogger.

Sometimes I forget to blog...like all the time. All the time forgetting to blog I am. So, until the next time I blog. Enjoy my hot face.