Blog Von Erfnurgen

Deviant Art - My doodles

2011-09-29T22:10:00.000-07:00

I like to scribble and doodle.
Now, I like to scribble and doodle and put those things online.
If you want to see more of my cool doodle scribbles like this one... then go see my online portfolio dealio.

This is my deviant art page.
http://nomyug.deviantart.com/

Yes, my artist name is Nomyug. Yeah, it is actually pretty cool, thanks for asking.

If I find out that you are taking my art and making money off if it and not giving me any... I will honestly come after you.

Peace.
And I'm genuinely sorry about not blogging very much...like you actually care.

LIFE UPDATE

2011-06-06T19:43:00.000-07:00

Here's a life update from me:

I got married! Oh yea! April 14, 2011. I would ask if you want to see pictures but I'm pretty sure that all of you people who read my blog are also my friend on Facebook, and I have pictures on there.

It's been so long since I last blogged that I forgot what "embarrassing" story I was going to tell, so I may or may not do that anymore. Boohoo for you who.

My wife and I live in a basement. There is one old man that lives above us -- he's German and his name is Zein.

I have Mark's phone number now. HE found ME walking the sidewalk and told me about a new love story going on with "Marla" and wants to hang out with my wife and I. Pretty sure we are about to be friends. That means one day I'll probably have to tell him all about these blog posts and let him read everything. Small price to pay for hanging with Mark.

I have a new "friend prospect" - She is about 2 feet tall. I Don't have her name yet but I'll try to introduce myself to her next time I see her. Last time I saw her I tried to do it but... something happened and I had to just walk away. My friend Shawn was there, you can ask him about it. ANYWAY: Hopefully next time I blog I'll have a story about introducing myself to the hopeful new friend.

Peace readuhs.

Mark in Chemistry - Update

2011-01-27T22:43:00.000-08:00

I know two people voted for me to have my next blog be about an embarrassing story. I will do that but first I really just need to get the latest Mark news off my chest and then my next blog will be so embarrassing that you'll probably stop reading half way through...

What has Mark been wearing? Let us have a look!
I've been taking note of what he's been wearing for the last 8 days of class...

Day 1- White Polo with red and blue lines around collar and sleeves.
Day 2- Green Nike Sweater (He honestly never mentioned a sweater)
Day 3- Navy Blue BYU-Idaho shirt
Day 4- Salmon color button up with a red fleece vest
Day 5- Plaid green button up shirt
Day 6- White button up shirt with brown vest
Day 7- Green BYU-I t-shirt
Day 8- Navy blue BYU-Idaho shirt

Well, well, WELL! Mark has MORE than 5 shirts! HA! I knew it.
Yesterday I saw him walking in my direction on the sidewalk on campus. When I got within about 5 feet of him I said "MARK! Pop quiz! What's my name!?"
All surprised he stepped back a few steps and started whispering to himself "Oh... ooh.. oh.. don't tell me... Peeterrr... no no.. and it's not Jaaaammmeess... Jacob?... No.... umm...."
"It's Nephi, Mark." "OH! Right, Nephi. Sorry, I haven't done my swimming yet today so I'm a little bit out of it" He says as if it's a legit excuse.
Today he actually knew my name though. I didn't even have to tell it to him. He is so close to being my friend. My new rule is that he has to call me by my name 5 times without me telling him what my name is. THEN....he'll be my friend.

Mark in Chemistry 4

2011-01-19T22:04:00.000-08:00

Once again I got to class a little bit early and guess who was the ONLY other person in the classroom? I wish I could say it was some other person but it wasn't...it was Mark. He was sitting in a different spot yet again. He hasn't seemed to understand that everyone generally sits in the same seats after the first 3 days of school. Everyday he chooses another random spot to sit in and it confuses everyone that usually sits around those seats really bad. ANYWAY, so I went and sat a few seats away from him and I decided to try to say hi to him again. So, I said "Hey Mark!" He looked at me CONFUSED... AGAIN... and said " Oh.... .. ... .. Hi... um, person... I don't... know... your... naaaamee..." I said "It's Nephi" and he said "Oh! Ok, that's easy to remember!" and I said "I don't know, some people have a hard time with it"
So, he is for sure a handful. He is for sure not my friend unless he says HI to ME first next time. I'm not talking to him again unless he talks to me FIRST.
Also, the last two days I've taken note of what shirts he's been wearing. Yesterday was a white polo shirt with blue and red lines around the neck and sleeves. Today, the liar decided to wear a green Nike sweater. He never said ANYTHING about a sweater.
Whatever.

Mark in Chemistry 3

2011-01-15T00:05:00.000-08:00

Mark didn't even sit by me today. Not even on the same side of the classroom. He's a real piece of work. Once again he acted like he had never met me before by not making eye contact when I walked past him. He really is up to no good at all. He made a comment in class about how much fun the first quiz was and "highly recommended" that everyone else in that class should take it. Why wouldn't we take the quiz? He's just a liar, straight up. So... I've decided to catch him in his ridiculousness by recording the shirts he wears every day. If he comes to class with what appears to be a 6th shirt... then I win and he loses. On top of all of this, there is a girl in the class that has the craziest laugh I've ever heard. The best way to explain it is the sound effect you hear when you're watching the spanish channel and someone slips and falls. Pretty cool laugh right? Yea, I know but it still doesn't change the fact that Mark is a jerk.

Mark in Chemistry 2

2011-01-13T23:13:00.000-08:00

So, I went to Chemistry again today. Mark was there ( the kid with only 5 shirts.) I sat down next to him and said "Hey Mark!" He looked at me all surprised and said "How do you know my name?!" I responded with "You told me" Then he said "When?!" and I said "Yesterday, exactly 24 hours ago..." and he said "Oh... you have a good memory. Much better than mine" and I said "Well, I recognized you by your coat" He then said "What?" and I said "..................never mind"
Mark isn't really my friend anymore. He totally used me just for some bored conversation the other day and then all of the sudden when there are other people in the classroom he acts like he's too good to even remember me. Jerk. He can still be my friend though maybe. We'll see how tomorrow goes. If he's too good for me tomorrow then it's over. No friend.

Mark in Chemistry

2011-01-12T17:28:00.000-08:00

I got to class today a little bit early. There was only one other kid in the room. I introduced myself to him and he introduced himself to me. I will try to quote exactly what he said to the best of my ability " Hi, I'm Mark. I only have 5 shirts and one coat. So, if you don't recognize me by my face or by one of my 5 shirts, then you should be able to recognize me by my coat." While he was talking I noticed he was holding a pencil to the side of his head with his ear and the pencil had a giant pink add on eraser attached to it. Then I noticed what could only be a lunchbox sitting on his desk. After he introduced himself I asked him if he likes living in the big city of Rexburg, Idaho. He said after having lived in Manhattan for 2 years, nothing is a big city and never will be.
Mark is now one of my friends.

If you liked it then you should have...

2011-01-06T17:53:00.000-08:00

It's going to be a really really really good year!!

I put a ring on it! Yea, I'm engaged. For those of you who don't quite understand, it means that an insanely beautiful girl agreed to marry me! So, you want to hear the story and how it all happened and such? Yea I thought so, so here it goes. Hope you enjoy it you nosy nosy people.

Early/Mid-December- I started teasing Mallory about when I may propose to her. I would often drop small hints to hopefully lead her into believing that I would be proposing to her on New Year's Eve. Christmas time was coming up and she was heading to Arizona to spend the holidays with her family while I stayed in Idaho and waited for her to come back on New Year's Eve.

Christmas Break- She left to Arizona on December 20th and wasn't coming back til the 31st. Well, the day after Christmas, the 26th, my brother and I got up early and started driving for Arizona. During the drive I had a phone conversation with Mallory where she asked me what the loud noise in the background was (the noise of driving in a car) and I had to make up some excuse about a TV being noisy. She believed it and we kept driving.

It' now 10 p.m. or so the day after Christmas - Mallory had decided to invite a bunch of friends and family friends over to her house for some desserts and visiting time. While these people were at her house I went over to one of their family friends houses. The family friends (which were at Mallory's house at this time due to the "dessert night") asked Mallory to go to their house to pick up a new board game they got for Christmas so that everyone could play it. Mallory agreed and so she and her friend started off for the family friends house.

As Mallory is walking into the house to grab the board game, she is texting me. She walked into the house a few steps and didn't see me to the side of her so I called out her name and she turned around startled at first to find that someone else was in the house, and then got startled again to see that it was me (who she thought was in Idaho the whole time).
I then started into a loving speech and asked her to marry me and she said YES and it was pretty much the best night ever and it still feels like a dream.

So, that's the nutshell version of it all. Now you know and now you can be jealous.

2010-12-23T01:20:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas!
I hope you all have a great Christmas! Here are some videos that I want to share
for the season.

This isn't specifically Christmas but I think it's still funny. Even though it's now a
pretty old video and most people have seen it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOv7xIjXIm4

This kid gets pretty excited.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU

This is more Christmasy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXXwtFWpAI8

Hope you at least sort of like those. Merry Christmas to you from me.
Chances are I won't blog again until next year so... see you next year?!

The Cookie Monster

2010-12-22T01:08:00.001-08:00

Well...
Here is a sweet picture of some sweet people hanging out with a sweet monster.
I noticed that my blog is still getting a few views every day even though I'm not

posting anything new ever.
So, I thought I should put something up so that there is something new to look at.

Nothing better to look at than a picture.
My plan is to do a Christmas post after this one, since it is the Christmas season.

Merry Christmas!

New Vlog

2010-11-04T10:24:00.000-07:00

New vlog time.
Suprise Vlog is now done. It only took me a month haha.
Hope you like it at least just a little bit.
It' really quite short and there's not a whole lot to it but I like it so...
Here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-SZpnyttzs

Trick or Treat

2010-11-03T01:14:00.000-07:00

I was going to wait to show this video on a new vlog.
But since there's only like 17 people that might actually see this, I might as well put it on and let you like it. I'm hiding in a freezer at work. I just wanted to make work more fun for everyone.

RIP #16

2010-10-20T23:59:00.000-07:00

I'm almost sad. I had 16 followers of my blog up until recently. I now have only 15.
I would be more sad but I can understand why they would remove themselves.
Anyway.

I woke up today around 10...I think. Then I walked upstairs and ate 2 bowls of cereal. After that, I spoke with my friend for a while and we eventually ended up playing guitar for a while. Not guitar hero. Real guitar. We came up with a really cool spanish sounding song. I think maybe one day we will record it and share it with the 15 people that follow me.
Well, after guitar I decided it was time for laundry. So I did some laundry. Then I went running, which always make me feel like my day is a success even if I did nothing else.
Then the most awesome thing ever happened...Mallory showed up. Fun hit the fan and now the whole town is having a good time. Guess what happened?!------> Fishing, wandering, driving, windmills, buying clothing items, looking at clothing items, looking at books, more driving, cool people in Walmart, not so cool people in Walmart, photothings in Walmart, photobooths that take photos and steal your money not at Walmart, paying two dollars to get a windy face, PandaExpress(which was actually pretty express this time), 3 episodes of the office, you like mike and ikes?, pretzel m&m's.<------ All that in 5 hours. Time for bed I have to work in the morning oh no! Bye!

FairVlog!

2010-10-06T01:01:00.000-07:00

FairVlog!

http://www.youtube.com/user/Erfnurgen?feature=mhum

Oooooook!
Well, here it is. The FairVlog! I lied to all of you by saying it would be up before last weekend.
Sorry. Please forgive me by watching the video. If you don't like it then lie and tell everyone that you loved it.
Have a good one.

Awaiting Approval

2010-09-30T00:26:00.000-07:00

The FairVlog:

I have finished up (for the most part) the FairVlog.
It will be up before the weekend starts. It's longer than I thought it would be.
I planned on only 3 minutes. It ended up at nearly 7 or something ridiculous like that.
Anyway, when it shows up just watch it for crying out loud.
While you're at it... you should subscribe to my YouTube channel because it will make me feel really good about myself. If you don't have a YouTube profile, then take 3 minutes and create one and then subscribe to me. If you don't do it, that's fine I understand. I probably wouldn't do it if I were you either. I just thought I might as well ask.

K bye.

WaterVlog

2010-09-22T14:41:00.000-07:00

So, I finished the WaterVlog. That means the next Vlog will be the FairVlog. To be honest, if Kira didn't tell planet earth that I was going to do a Vlog at the fair then I wouldn't have done it. I still could have chosen not to film anything at the fair but when Kira says something should happen it's usually a pretty really good idea and so I try to follow her wisdom.
The FairVlog is next, I won't promise when it will be. Maybe a week? Not that anyone is actually reading this or following along or even cares but yea whatever.

If you're in the Idaho Falls area and would like to be on an episode of my Vloggings, let me know and I'll maybe think about it.

CaliVlog

2010-09-13T16:32:00.000-07:00

CaliVlog:
After this vlog there will maybe be one more before the ever so promised FairVlog from Kira.
Oik in mar soi be entro de del into mah sikatah.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Erfnurgen?feature=mhum

Working on it

2010-09-13T13:44:00.001-07:00

Wow-
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
My sister told the whole universe that I would be making a vlog at the fair. So then I had to do it. I did it. BUT, my computer and I haven't been getting along lately. The long story made short is that we are in a fight and it'll be a few more days before the FairVlog is up for the whole universe to watch it. It will be a pretty short vlog though.
Anyway, I'm going to have one or two other vlogs put up first before the FairVlog. So, if you are having a hard time containing your excitement for the FairVlog then you're just going to have to keeep having a hard time for a few more days or so.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I might start a vlog

2010-08-28T17:07:00.000-07:00

Well. Blogging isn't something I'm really good at so maybe if I combine blogging with vlogging I might feel somewhat accomplished with life or something. Anyway, here's a taste of the cool vlog type thang that might happen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vABnbR-dAJo

11 Things From This Week

2010-07-27T00:12:00.000-07:00

Dear Blog-Diary,
I learned some stuff this week.
Here it is.

1:30 in the morning is a really inconvenient time to be REALLY hungry.
Eating Burger King alone at 1:30 in the morning in a parking lot makes you feel like a loser.
Blogging is something I can definitely improve on.
I'm capable of missing people.
I don't even know why I have a blog. I don't remember really setting it up or why I even did it.
Pennies add up. If you got a penny from everyone in the country, you would be pretty rich.
Stepping on a mouse is one of the most bizarre/uncomfortable feelings on planet earth.
1:30 a.m. is apparently a good time to blog.
I need to put more purpose in my blogs.
I am going to put more purpose in my blogs.
That kid on YouTube likes turtles.

The end.

French Hoser

2010-07-10T20:23:00.001-07:00

Hey, YOU, yea YOU, the person in FRANCE that looks at my blog once in a while. It's cool if you read my blog and what not, but stop trying to hack into it and my other stuff. I know it was you and if you don't stop I'll reverse this game so hard that you forget that you ever had been in France. So knock it off.
Peace,
I still love you even though you're being naughty.

Guess What?

2010-07-03T23:21:00.001-07:00

I don't know what to blog. I feel like a blogger.
I went fishing today.
I went to Hiese to fish and I didn't catch any fish.
My friend Shawn however did catch a couple fish.
He caught some trout.
I think they might have been brown trout but I'm not totally sure because they were small.
On the way back to Idaho Falls I told Shawn a story.
If you want to know what that story was, that's too bad.
It's a secret.
But if you REALLY want to know. That's still too bad.
Go mind your own bees wax.

Trug a fish and a cool looking cast.

2010-05-24T13:22:00.000-07:00

Once there was this kid named Trug who clapped his hands so much that his radius cracked.
So, he eventually went to the doctor and got a cool looking cast.
His friend at school was really really jealous of the cool looking cast.
So his friend ripped the cast off his arm and put it on his own arm.
Trug got so mad that he spazzed out and started clapping his hands again.
This time he shattered his ulna in nine places.
So, he eventually went to the doctor and got a cool looking cast.
Trug's friend became insanely jealous again, and ripped off the cast again.
Trug was so angry at his friend for stealing his casts, that he went to his friends house in the middle of the night and stole his friends bed.
His friends mom thought he deserved it and made him sleep on the floor for ten years.
After high school graduation, Trug's friend had the strongest back in the world.
Sixty years later, Trug and his friend were best friends again.
One day they went fishing together. While on the drift boat, Trug's friend pushed him out
of the boat into the water.
Apparently his friend never got over the jealousy of the cool looking casts.
Anyway, Trug is dead and his friend is still fishing.

JK - Axe - Dynex

2010-05-09T19:54:00.001-07:00

Just kidding about the whole "That joke isn't funny" thing... kind of.

Anyway,
Wanna do something fun? Send an email to axevandalay@gmail.com.
Or, send an email to dynexdexter@gmail.com.
Ask it anything, and it will answer with extreme wisdom.
Axe and Dynex have a litte bit different views on things but, it's still
something to do if you're REALLY bored and REALLY want to kill
some time and if you just want to get an email or something.
Peace until next time,
Nephi

Dear Stupid Joke,...

2010-05-03T15:27:00.001-07:00

I would like to nominate the following style of "joke" to be retired from humor. I submit that it is no longer funny, and hasn't been funny for a long time. It is quickly becoming over used. It is the "Letters to things that can't talk back" joke.

_____________________________________________________

Examples:

Dear Chemistry Class,

I hate you. I thought you were fun at first, but then you pulled a 180 and

convinced the teacher to fail me.

Sincerely, Me

Dear Rain,

I don't know if you know this or not, but it's May. You were scheduled for

last month and last month only.

Thanks, Me

Dear Homework,

I would rather be doing something else.

Love, Me

Dear Sunshine,

Where did you go? It's been so long since we have seen each other.

Love, Me

Dear Bank Account,

I thought we were better friends than this...

Your Enemy, Me

Dear Belly,

Remember when we got along?

Fondest regards, Me

____________________________________________________

I could go on for another 9 hours with these "jokes". You can look at your news feed on Facebook at any time and you have a 99% chance at seeing one of these "jokes".

Well, I feel better now that I got that off my chest. It's been festering in my anger chamber for a while. Feel free to think those "jokes" are still funny, but don't expect me to join you.

Have a good day Peeps.

Brendan Jones O'Connor and The Madison Moondance

2010-04-25T17:01:00.000-07:00

On YouTube, there is a young man named "Brendan Jones O'Connor".
He is absolutely hilarious. Hilarious in a different way.
I honestly can not tell if he is being serious in his videos or if
he is just really a natural screwball. The more I watch,
the more I am convinced that he is a natural screwball.

I recommend watching "Madison Moondance". Just search
that title in the browser at YouTube, and you will get to see
Sir O'Connor dancing in the moonlight to his own beat box
beats. He has serious skill. The only thing more serious than
his skills.... is how serious he is about the skills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwd7LNd-gvk <--------

Not sure if this link will work or not so.... anyway. Go watch him.

Dear whoever

2010-03-17T23:06:00.000-07:00

I forgot I had a blog. That would explain why I didn't use it forever. That combined with the fact that I never use it in the first place. Whatever.
Happy St. Patricks day. It's a green day. The sun was shining. Wow, the warm sun.
Well I bought a new toy the other day.
Wanna hear what my thought process is like for the next 2 minutes? ok.
Starting now.

The sound of they keys on the keyboard make me think of high school. I had Mrs. Sargent for a typing teacher. She always played Neil Diamond music. That's where I learned Sweet Caroline. I like that song. I can't remember why but for some reason that song makes me think of a girl riding a horse. I'm pretty sure my grandma loved horses but I can't be too sure. I think horses are cool, but not cool enough to own one. I would however love to own a lot of other things like machine guns and what not. Shawn just walked into my room. I told him I'm blogging. He says "Hey, I'm Nephi.... I'm bloggin...!.." Man. Cookies. Wow, I had quite a bit of cookies today. If I eat less cookies than I currently do, the chances of me losing weight would probably be pretty good. Lots of people think I don't need to lose weight. I think those people are just happy that I'm getting big and they want me to keep growing. There was a missionary in my mission that grew plants in cups on the window seal in his apartment. I Think he grew beans. Oh man, I think I have been typing for longer than two minutes, but I think I have only recorded the first 6 seconds of what happened in my head.

Well there you go blogger followers.
Peace out.
If you want me to keep blogging. Email me or something so that I don't forget about it so easily.

Love,
Nephi

20Nephi10

2009-12-30T21:00:00.000-08:00

Dear all 12 followers of this blog, and anyone else who happens to read it.
I hope you all have had an amazing year of 2009. I had some good times. I went to college and learned a bunch of cool stuff. I went to California three times and had fun on each of those three times. I had a friend from Germany come and stay with me for a month, and we had many good times in Vegas, Henderson, Salt Lake, Ririe, Idaho Falls, Bone, Arco... and many more. My Christmas was really good also. Many other times past, but my fingers won't bear the typing for all of them.
Now, for 2010, I would like to give some advice. If you don't want my advice, then shut your face and get off of my blog you ungrateful peice of work.

1. Don't start your New Year Resolution on New Year's Day. It will depress and degrade you and you will drop all goals and live the year goal-less. Try starting on the 2nd of January instead.
2. If you're thinking about giving money to charity...make sure you know what you're doing. They don't give anything back to you.
3. Go to the bank and get yourself a nice shiny brand new 100 dollar bill. Then mail it to Nephi Guymon.
4. This is the beginning of a new decade. So sit back, and think about what you have done in this last decade. After you have realized that you didn't really do anything, cry yourself to sleep, wake up to a better day, and set some goals to make this next decade better than this last one.
5. Read a book for every 20 hours of t.v. you watch.
6. Whether you are a fan of President Obama or not, do your best to support him in the ways that you can.
7. Floss your teeth everyday. I found out the hard way that it's possible to get a cavity inbetween each and every freaking tooth in your freaking mouth. Please learn from my mistake.
8. Save a penny everyday, and next New Year's Eve, buy yourself a nice, big, shiny, peice of candy.
9. If you can tell me something good about every person you know, I'll give you 50 cents.
10. Read The Book of Mormon. You don't HAVE to, remember this is just my ADVICE. But hey, if you DO read it, then tell me, and I'll give you a little 20 question test. And I'll give you a dollar for every answer you get right. You have to start at the beginning of the year, and you have to finish by the end of 2010. No cheating. Let me know. Let me know if you have any questions as well.

Well, thanks for reading, if you actually did read it. If you skipped all of those, and skipped to this part, then something is seriously wrong with you. Why would you choose here to start reading? Perhaps the only reason is something is really wrong with your brains.
Thanks everyone who is my friend/aquaintence/coworker/anyone I know. U all B so Koo.
Ketch yew lay der.

Sittins

2009-08-15T13:09:00.001-07:00

I'm looking at a set of headphones on the coffee table in my living room while sitting on the burgundy couch. There also sitting on that table in front of me is a baby doll with a pen next to its head. I would like everyone to know that I am going to Craters of The Moon National Park today. Basically, it's a place with a bunch of black rocks and weeds. And I like black rocks and weeds so it's going to be good. Megan keeps trying to pin my arm down with her head. I just say "Megan, I need my arm" and then she lets it go.
There is a German named Valentin sitting on my banana chair in this room watching some American TV and reading his schulworterbuch ( also knows as a dictionary for you non-deutschers)
I just looked out my window, and what did I see? A fence and my neighbors house, all of which are a tannish color. Bloggy bloggins blogger.

2009-07-28T22:24:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I forget to blog...like all the time. All the time forgetting to blog I am. So, until the next time I blog. Enjoy my hot face.

Just Some Thoughts?..? *5^$ ?...?

2009-06-03T18:49:00.000-07:00

I just thought I would blog again. I'm sitting at the library at Byu-Idaho right now and I finished some homework and decided to blog something. Since I don't really have something to blog right now. I'm just going to just write whatever and ramble on. So, there is a kid sitting behind me and he is talking to his classmate. The last thing he said was "hey, so when is this isotope project thing due?" His class mate answered "I don't know"

I'm wondering what an alligator pie is? Is it real? If so, what is it? Maybe I'll google it and look it up after I'm done with this. I'm listening to a song called Baby Blue right now. It's pretty good. Nice and mellow. I kind of feel like mowing a lawn right now. I like mowing lawns. I can't really remember the last time that I mowed a lawn, but sitting in this library is really making me want to cut some grass.

I just remember that this math genius kid told me how rare my calculator was last week. He really liked it. I let him play with it for like 20 minutes. He would have kept playing but I said "Hey math guy, I kind of need to get going, so, maybe you could play with that another time?" He said "ok thanks for letting me play with it" Actually that didn't really happen. Well, actually it did, but not exactly how I just described it.

Ooook, I'm bored with writing now, so I guess it's time to learn about the alligator pie. Thanks for letting me waste some of your time. Have a good day. If your day isn't good, then your looking at it the wrong way. Peace out.

Jayden Neal Guymon

2009-05-31T15:54:00.000-07:00

My brother and his wife Angie had a baby boy May 30, 2009. He was born a few months premature however so he didn't make it. He lived for about an hour and a half. Sometimes just a few moments of your time is all you need to change others lives forever. I didn't have the pleasure to meet little Jayden, but one day I will, and that will be an awesome day.

Jayden Neal Guymon
May 30, 2009-May 30, 2009

Happy Mothers Day!!!

2009-05-10T14:54:00.000-07:00

I was so thankful for the good weather on Mothers Day, that I decided to give the good weather a hug.

Mothers day. And me in a tree behind two mothers. And the neighbors trees in the background. My tree is better.

Tim said: "Hey Nephi, smile for the camera" Kira said: " Hey Tim, take a picture of my mouth instead"

I love my mom. And I love my sister. My sister is a mom too.

Mom and Kira and their love for the day of Mothers.

2009-05-10T14:44:00.000-07:00

Kira- She couldn't really handle the shed. That's ok. Jumping from the fence is cool too I guess.

Boooyah witch.

2009-05-10T14:39:00.000-07:00

Mothers Day. It's how we celebrate Mothers Day. It's just what we do.

2009-03-13T16:48:00.000-07:00

2009-03-13T16:38:00.000-07:00

Just doing some homework for psychology class.

Happy Late Birthday to Kira!!

2009-02-17T14:42:00.000-08:00

21 years ago on February 6th, my sister was born. I realize I'm late posting a birthday blog in her honour, get over it. Here she is. Kira Jo. My Awesome sister. Happy Late Birthday!!

So here are some reasons why Kira is awesome.

1. She LOVES to take care of people

2. She is an amazing mom

3. She's a people person

4. She's extremely talented and creative, especially with writing

5. She's funny

6. She's fun to hang out with

7. She's smart

8. She has good taste in music

9. She'll whoop your face in Mario Kart

10. She stands up for what she beleives

These are just a very very limited few things of the amazing Kira. Hope you all get to know her in one way or another. She's awesome.
Happy Late Birthday Kira!!

A page from my mission journal

2009-02-04T10:54:00.000-08:00

So, I served my mission in the Canada Toronto East Mission. I tried to write in my journal as often as I could, but I ended up missing days and such. I've been going through my journal and reading it and I thought " I'm going to blog a page of my journal". So, here you go. A page from my journal. This entry covers the period of about two weeks.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007.

"Wow, I really am bad at the journal thing. It's time to update again. So here we go. - On October 10, Elder Hinkle got transferred to Kingston and I stayed here in the Beaches and got a companion named Elder Zweig from Orange County, CA. He is awesome. He is a runner. He once ran 124 miles for a charity.

Before Hinkle left, he really ticked off Brenda Kildy, a less active member. She had told him a few lies about which house she was moving to and with who. So, Hinkle confronted her and called her a liar and she went hysterical and crying and screaming. She was basically hyperventilating, then she told us to leave. When we got home she had left some messages on our phone for Elder Hinkle, telling him that she was going to leave the church. So Hinkle wrote a letter explaining why he said what he said, and why she was a liar, and delivered it to her the next morning in hopes of calming her down. But once again she left 2 messages on our phone after reading the letter. They went something like this "this message is for Elder Hinkle,... YOU are a rotten person mister! I'm done with you.... I'm done with the church... I'm done with the whole rotten business! God is my judge, He is the only one with the right to judge me, YOU don't have that right, you can't judge me..............you Idiot!!" ~~~ Message #2 "Elder Hinkle, after reading your letter, and you calling me a liar, I only have one thing to say to you..... Go To Hell!!""

Haha, So it was a pretty crazy last few days here for Elder Hinkle.

And then Elder Zweig came, and now Brenda has finally calmed down and started coming back to church again. ---Elder Kikuchi of the 70 came to our Zone Conference this month. It was really good. He was really inspiring and gave us a lot of great ideas.

We have ran into quite a few crazy people since Zweig came. One day, Bill Garrett came out with us, and we were all walking on the street. I left Bill and Zweig alone for 2 minutes as I went to talk to some Persian people. When I came back, I found Bill and Zweig talking to a muscular black man with a large coat talking about "right" and "left" angels. The next thing I know, he had us standing on our tippy toes pounding his fist and screaming "Who's your lord!". He then saluted us and introduced himself as "ByronAngel". He somehow "initiated" us into his stupid angel cult, because after this fist pounding and screaming he referred to us as "BabyAngels" or "BoyAngels". Then a random bum poor homeless man shows up out of nowhere, salutes ByronAngel and says "ByronAngel, I am here..... no disrespect sir". Then ByronAngel screamed and pounded his fists and cured the bums smoking problems somehow.

The next thing I knew, we were all skipping down the street together as ByronAngel is beat boxing the sound of a heart beat. I just obeyed the guy because somewhere in the middle of all this he mentioned something about punching someone in the face. So that was crazy. We have had lots of people swear and scream at us.

But our investigator Melissa, with the 2 baby boys is doing really well and wants to be baptized before the end of the year. So that's really good. This last Sunday was stake conference. Mae Fleur from Ossington brought us some "balut" to eat. That fertilized duck egg. So, t wasn't too bad actually. Still.........why do they eat it?
Peace out, the church is true. "

As a side note. Elder Hinkle is an awesome guy. Just in case any of you were worrying about that.

I'm pretty sure Doritos stole my "oreo dream" idea for its commercial in ther superbowl.

2009-02-02T10:20:00.000-08:00

I don't know if any of you have actually read the dream I posted a little while ago about the "oreos". If not, then you should read it. And then go to youtube, and watch the commercial that Doritos put on during the superbowl. And then try to tell me they didn't steal the idea from my blog somehow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DZao4kN73M

Here is the link.

2009-01-20T12:26:00.000-08:00

Well. It's been quite a little while since I blogged something. And since it has been so long, you would think I would have a lot to say. And I do, but, I'm actually not in the mood to type at all. I spent the last little while working on this super cool picture of a surfing meerkat on the rubik's cube, and now I have run out of free time and I have to run off to do a few things. Hopefully I'll blog something a little more later on. Catch you later people.

My poor Sister...

2008-12-22T18:42:00.000-08:00

My sisters blog is gone. So now she's created a new one!!! Yes!! It's right here, and make sure you leave her a comment so she remembers that you read her blog and she will re-add you to her Blog list!

CA

2008-12-20T14:33:00.000-08:00

Took a trip to California to visit my brother Neal and my sister in law Angie. They are two of the coolest people ever. So it was awesome. And my freind Shawn came, so it was an awesome trip. Here are some pictures from the trip. Angie is pluggin her nose at LA's Chinatown.

Shawn at beach and LA Chinatown

We did some mini golf at a way nifty mini golfing place with Neal and Angie. This guy was guarding the entrance.

Of course we went to Disneyland...for free! Neal and Angie are most capable of hooking poeple up with cool deals and what not. Whether the deals are illegal or not doesn't really matter. The castle was dinky.

White Elephant Prize Winner

2008-12-14T14:47:00.000-08:00

This is for the White Elephant Prize Winner.
Please prove yourself by providing a password to me either by posting it in a comment, or sending me an email @ nephig@hotmail.com
I'll give more instrucions for a prize after I hear from you.

New Post.

2008-12-01T14:59:00.000-08:00

I don't have anything really to blog right now. But I thought I would just put something different up for the 4 people that actually look at my blog. So, here is a picture of the stuff that is sitting on the mini desk thing next to my bed. Some people call it a night stand...some people call it a mini desk.

One of my dreams.

2008-11-15T11:32:00.000-08:00

So, about every other night while I sleep, I have a crazy dream. I decided to share one. This one happened years ago, but I feel like sharing it anyway. Here you go.

As my body was flipping and flopping through the air, I saw nothing but pure white. A strong wind was blowing in my face making it hard for me to keep my eyes open. Then...everything stopped, and went silent, and I found myself standing at the door of a convenience store.
I went inside to buy a pack of oreos, because that was the only thing that made sense to me at the time. I payed the cashier and stepped outside. It must have been rush hour because there were a lot of cars driving on the road and a lot of people walking around.
I opened up the package and brought one of the Oreo's to my mouth. I was watching a man walk into the convenience store next to me when I bit the Oreo. At the very same moment that I took a bite out of the Oreo, the man walking next to me turned into a door frame.......?!

I was really confused, and took another bite of the Oreo to see if the man would turn back into normal, but he didn't. Instead, another man walking near me turned into an odd looking animal. This was the moment I realized that my pack of Oreo's had an unstoppable power to ruin peoples' lives. I took it upon myself to effect as many people as I possibly could. Cars driving past me had no chance of staying on four wheels. I was having such a good time tormenting the entire city, that it took me a few minutes to realize that a SWAT team was after me. Bullets rained upon me from their useless weapons only to make me laugh. One bite, of one more cookie, would solve any problem that came my way. Soon however, I ran out of Oreo's. I began to panic, not knowing what to do without my great powers. So, I started towards that beautiful convenience store again to buy another pack of Oreo's. I got there fairly quick, and purchased another pack. Stumbling out the door I could hardly wait to start my reign of terror again. I was so excited that I accidentally dropped an Oreo out of the package. I watched it roll along the pavement like a car tire and then stop at the foot of a baby. A little baby was just sitting there all on his own. He picked up the Oreo with his little baby hand, and moved it towards his mouth. My eyes widened when I saw him take a bite out of the Oreo. I was most surprised that such a little guy even had teeth. But anyway, after he took that bite, I started feeling weird. My right and left arms starting turning black, and my stomach began to feel really soft. I was so busy concentrating on my arms and stomach that I didn't realize my body was growing. My body was growing at an incredible rate and there was no stopping it. Eventually, I was a 100 foot tall Oreo cookie.
I didn't have a "life flash before your eyes" moment. Instead, I had an "everyone you messed up with an Oreo, has now turned back to normal" moment. And I fell over. Crashing to the ground. Helicopters hovering above me. Police shooting at me. And every single person that I had changed into something else with an Oreo, turned back to normal, and came to my giant Oreo side, and began eating me. It was painful. I felt every bite from them, and I knew I deserved it.
But I woke up before they finished me off, and before the pain got too intense.
Anyway, I thought it was a cool dream.

Tim and Kira and Anna ---tkafamily.blogspot.com

2008-11-03T12:46:00.001-08:00

Tim and Kira came up for Halloween to take Anna trick or treating. I love it when they come up to visit. Not only because of Anna, but because Tim and Kira are freaking awesome.

This is Anna being happy with flower.

Anna is a huge fan of music. I play something, and she does a sweet jig of sorts.
You can see Tim playing the X-box in his "Link" costume from "Hairspray"

Anna, quite the little poser. I just found this picture on my cameran and thought it was pretty sweet.

And here is Tim and Kira. Two awesome people.
Just look at them.........Awesome.

So. Haha. I'm not good at this. Sorry you have to read
all those words in such a scrunchy form. But I kind of
like it, so deal with it.

Primary = 4 hour nap after church.

2008-10-26T12:12:00.000-07:00

So. I teach primary in my ward. And today was the primary program in sacrament meeting. It went well. Nothing crazy happened. But I thought I would share some cool quotes I have gotten from these kids over the last few months. These kids are in the 7 year old age group.

Lindsey (saying the opening prayer)- "Please bless us that we can get away with doing bad things. And also bless us that we can be nice like me, like when I dropped the cake, and still gave it to my neighbor anyway"

Jake (out of nowhere)- "I went to China once..............everyone smelled like egg rolls"

Zack ( Explaining to me why he can't have sugar, as he sinks into his chair with a depressed face and quiet tone in his voice) "Ahhhhhh..... everybody always asks, Im sick of telling people why..... Im on a diet for crying out loud, I have ADD... if I have sugar, it will send me through the roof!"
-Side note on Zack. After he said this to me, I was reaching down into my folder to pull out a peice of paper, when I looked back up at Zack, he wasn't there. Appearently, in that 0.7 seconds of taking my eye off of him, he had successfully transported himself up into the window seal and was dancing. Sealing the deal that he was not going to get any candy.

Kaylen (After being asked what the word "wise" means) "Uhhhh... probably to not pee on your parents? Actually, I think I'm giong to pee my pants right now, I need to go for a minute"

Jake ( After being asked what his favorite song was) "The one where you take a knife... and shove it into your eye!"

Haha.. I have a lot of fun with these kids. I have a lot more quotes and stories just from the last little while I have been teaching them, but I'm getting bored blogging. So, maybe I'll put some more up another time.

Family Picture....... ha.ha

2008-10-23T15:31:00.000-07:00

I just thought everyone would like to see this family picture. It's pretty cool. I thought it was pretty funny.

My Bloggins

2008-10-21T15:42:00.000-07:00

Welcome to my bloggings. As soon as I figure out how to run this deal, I'll be bloggin sweet sweet stuff. For now, please enjoy this sweet sweet picture of flying Anna.